Greetings fellow explorers of the universe. I am Hulk Hogan, no not the huge giant wrestler guy who used to have his own tv show but instead I'm action figure Hulk Hogan. You can call me Mr.Hogan.
My life's story goes a little like this: some kid bought me at a store and thought I was cool then kept me on a shelf until I was given to a dinky american literature teacher who put me on top of his white board. I stayed on the shelf for quite awhile listening to him talk and talk for months on end. All he ever does is talk about American literature, music, hunting nonexistent ghosts and some radio station called WFMU. Then by an act of complete kindness from a stranger I was taken away from that horrible place, and then sat on by that person's cat. I soon discovered that i'm allergic to cats, which was too bad because i'd really grown fond of their cat. And now apparently i'm going to travel to world because that person who kidnapped me has decided to set me free!
Bon Voyage!
